We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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