so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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