Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
How naked do you want me to be?
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