she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I have post one night stand depression
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