then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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