I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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