I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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