you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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