another moral hangover. fuck.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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