and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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