I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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