I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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