good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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