I like to think it a success when the cops are called
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You've changed since you got that strap on
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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