If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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