And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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