I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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