I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
im six kinds of drunk right now
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
tell me about the fingering
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