Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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