No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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