I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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