Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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