Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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