Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
