Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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