whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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