you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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