Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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