So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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