If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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