would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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