She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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