Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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