She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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