they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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