Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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