Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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