We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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