her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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