U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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