Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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