You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
handjob tips. give me some.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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