It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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