He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
i think we sleep fucked last night...
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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