put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I hope mine doesn't look like that
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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