I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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