He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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