do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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