I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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