there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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