gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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