I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Never joke about your clitoris.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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