My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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