Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
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her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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